blacbutterfly (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} blacbutterfly) wrote,@ 2009-03-06 13:06:00 |
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Creationist time paradox
An idea:
Way off in the future, time travel has been invented. Some wag decides to try and steal a dinosaur skeleton from a museum, gets caught, and in a panic travels to the distant past - and buries the skeleton there. Which is then uncovered, examined, analysed, and eventually winds up in the museum from which it will be stolen.
Thus, dinosaurs are not real, but are in fact the product of a temporal anomaly, with their apparent age the product of a constant looping through time. This proves that evolution is wrong and quantum physics is of the devil.
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I should so work for the Discovery Institute.
In other news, I'm still alive, life is still dull, the world continues much as it ever has.
An idea:
Way off in the future, time travel has been invented. Some wag decides to try and steal a dinosaur skeleton from a museum, gets caught, and in a panic travels to the distant past - and buries the skeleton there. Which is then uncovered, examined, analysed, and eventually winds up in the museum from which it will be stolen.
Thus, dinosaurs are not real, but are in fact the product of a temporal anomaly, with their apparent age the product of a constant looping through time. This proves that evolution is wrong and quantum physics is of the devil.
...
I should so work for the Discovery Institute.
In other news, I'm still alive, life is still dull, the world continues much as it ever has.
